so. colin meloy and john moen.
they’re friends, see?
even if, as a member of the decemberists, banjo has to put up with colin’s… er… with colin.
and things like a conviction that everyone should be on the floor…
but that’s okay! they can be on the floor together, see?
but banjo will rise again!
and dance with all the pretty girls.
even through colin’s insistence on stealing (oh, sorry, 'availing himself of') the drums…
like, a lot…
they’re banjo’s drums, you know, despite the name!
but colin trolls anyway, for he is a tyrant.
he makes banjo play without his glasses…
kills him off for publicity…
and sits on him!
many drummers would give up under working conditions like these, but banjo keeps trying.
even in the face of colin deciding he’s actually a pony.
and — colin, what are you doing.
"sexual harassment, obviously!”
colin, don’t you think you might be coming on a little str—
welp, there you go, then.